Can I see your ID?

Yes. My date of birth is on the third line.
 

What is the subjunctive?

The subjunctive is a mood, not a tense. It's used to express things such as opinions, possibilities, emotions and wishes.

 

Karaoke song?

Jenny from the Block (rap and song) or Islands in the Stream.

 

What's your dream job?

A Real Housewife. Or a Kardashian.
 

Why haven't you replied to my text?

I probably just really can't be bothered.
 

Ultimate snack food? 

Cheese twists or cheese savouries.